Friday, October 20, 2006
Balki and Larry started doing the Dance of Joy 2 weeks ago and they haven't stopped as the Balki System enjoyed a 3rd straight week of success, making 11 correct picks out of 13 games. Not only did Balki and Larry earn their keep, they decided to share the wealth with Jennifer and MaryAnn. The following was overheard in the offices of The Balki System.
Balki: Cosin' Larry! Cosin' Larry!
Larry: Hey Balki. How is my favorite Gridiron handicappin' cousin?
Balki: I am waaaanderful because I went out and bought the most waanderful outfits for Maryann, Jennifer, and us.
Larry: What did you do?
Balki: Look I bought us these wonderful football uniforms for the success on the football we are having. We can walk around with the girls looking like the chaaattest team around the city.
Larry: Balki, these are baseball uniforms.
Balki: Don't be ridiculous..
Larry: Balki, haven't you been watching the games. Don't you know what football uniforms look like.
Balki: Like this...
Larry: Balki, football isn't the game where they hit the ball over the fence, it's the one where they dance in the end zone.
Balki: Get out of the city! Why do they call that football, I never see them kick it except on the fourth play
.
Larry: They use their feet even less in baseball.
Balki: Well you have got a point there Cosin'.
Larry: Aaah, what the heck, give me my Jersey. Let's go show the girls.
END SCENE
Alright, Time for Week 7 picks as the Balki System tries to go for another successful outing:
Game 1
Panthers at Bengals
Logic: Well this one seems like a tossup. It's Feline Bowl 2006 but seeing as I did some reading up on Bengals and found out that they've been known to pay on other predators such as Leopards, that makes them pretty bad ass.
Pick: Bengals
Game 2
Lions at Jets
Logic: Jets are faster than Lions.
Pick: Jets
Game 3
Packers at Dolphins
Logic: The Packers took a nice trip to Miami and they packed their bathing suit so that they can swim with the Dolphins. They're prepared for this meeting.
Pick: Packers
Game 4
Jaguars at Texans
Logic: Jaguars don't really care where the people they eat live.
Pick: Jags
Game 5
Patriots at Bills
Logic: Patriots love America, America is all about Earning those Bills. You're nobody in american without them.
Pick: Bills
Game 6
Eagles at Buccaneers
Logic: Parrots are the only birds welcome on the Pirate Ship.
Pick: Bucs
Game 7
Steelers at Falcons
Logic: When The Steelers travel to the Falcons dome home they notice that it's made of plenty of reinforced steel that they mined. The Steelers feel right at home.
Pick: Steelers
Game 8
Chargers at Chiefs
Logic: The Chief knows that when the lightning strikes the gods are angry. The Chiefs make an offering to the gods by handing them the football and letting them score...a lot.
Pick: Chargers
Game 9
Broncos at Browns
The color Brown versus a Bucking Bronco....eh, not much of a match.
Pick: Broncos
Game 10
Cardinals at Raiders
Logic: The Raiders are known for taking over other people's homes. When they're at home they like to relax and enjoy the view...even if a Cardinal flies in the window it's no bother.
Pick: Cardinals
Game 11
Vikings at Seahawks
Logic: The Vikings are men of the sea. They'll feel right at home at the Seahawks home confines.
Pick: Vikings
Game 12
Redskins at Colts
Logic: I could see our nation's capitol's favorite tribe jumping on some horseys and riding into the sunset.
Pick: Redskins
Game 13
Giants at Cowboys
Logic: I'm not so sure that the Cowboys have lassos big enough to reel in the Giants.
Pick: Giants.
Okay, there you have it, the week 7 picks. We're on a roll and we're looking to stay on one. So good luck to you and your teams.
Week 6 Picks
11-2
Season
51-36
Balki: Cosin' Larry! Cosin' Larry!
Larry: Hey Balki. How is my favorite Gridiron handicappin' cousin?
Balki: I am waaaanderful because I went out and bought the most waanderful outfits for Maryann, Jennifer, and us.
Larry: What did you do?
Balki: Look I bought us these wonderful football uniforms for the success on the football we are having. We can walk around with the girls looking like the chaaattest team around the city.
Larry: Balki, these are baseball uniforms.
Balki: Don't be ridiculous..
Larry: Balki, haven't you been watching the games. Don't you know what football uniforms look like.
Balki: Like this...
Larry: Balki, football isn't the game where they hit the ball over the fence, it's the one where they dance in the end zone.
Balki: Get out of the city! Why do they call that football, I never see them kick it except on the fourth play
.
Larry: They use their feet even less in baseball.
Balki: Well you have got a point there Cosin'.
Larry: Aaah, what the heck, give me my Jersey. Let's go show the girls.
END SCENE
Alright, Time for Week 7 picks as the Balki System tries to go for another successful outing:
Game 1
Panthers at Bengals
Logic: Well this one seems like a tossup. It's Feline Bowl 2006 but seeing as I did some reading up on Bengals and found out that they've been known to pay on other predators such as Leopards, that makes them pretty bad ass.
Pick: Bengals
Game 2
Lions at Jets
Logic: Jets are faster than Lions.
Pick: Jets
Game 3
Packers at Dolphins
Logic: The Packers took a nice trip to Miami and they packed their bathing suit so that they can swim with the Dolphins. They're prepared for this meeting.
Pick: Packers
Game 4
Jaguars at Texans
Logic: Jaguars don't really care where the people they eat live.
Pick: Jags
Game 5
Patriots at Bills
Logic: Patriots love America, America is all about Earning those Bills. You're nobody in american without them.
Pick: Bills
Game 6
Eagles at Buccaneers
Logic: Parrots are the only birds welcome on the Pirate Ship.
Pick: Bucs
Game 7
Steelers at Falcons
Logic: When The Steelers travel to the Falcons dome home they notice that it's made of plenty of reinforced steel that they mined. The Steelers feel right at home.
Pick: Steelers
Game 8
Chargers at Chiefs
Logic: The Chief knows that when the lightning strikes the gods are angry. The Chiefs make an offering to the gods by handing them the football and letting them score...a lot.
Pick: Chargers
Game 9
Broncos at Browns
The color Brown versus a Bucking Bronco....eh, not much of a match.
Pick: Broncos
Game 10
Cardinals at Raiders
Logic: The Raiders are known for taking over other people's homes. When they're at home they like to relax and enjoy the view...even if a Cardinal flies in the window it's no bother.
Pick: Cardinals
Game 11
Vikings at Seahawks
Logic: The Vikings are men of the sea. They'll feel right at home at the Seahawks home confines.
Pick: Vikings
Game 12
Redskins at Colts
Logic: I could see our nation's capitol's favorite tribe jumping on some horseys and riding into the sunset.
Pick: Redskins
Game 13
Giants at Cowboys
Logic: I'm not so sure that the Cowboys have lassos big enough to reel in the Giants.
Pick: Giants.
Okay, there you have it, the week 7 picks. We're on a roll and we're looking to stay on one. So good luck to you and your teams.
Week 6 Picks
11-2
Season
51-36
# posted by Evan Kessler @ 7:30 PM 
